Friday, February 22, 2013

"I've Smelled Better" and Other Possible Auto-Biography Titles

Jack of All Trades, Master of Jack(ing) 

Allergies, And God's Other Subtle Ways of Saying"Fuck You, But Not As Much As Africa" 

Another Spoiled Douche Who Doesn't Know Dick About Africa Writes a Book 

Running Out of Ideas

Resorting to Dissolving the Fourth Wall (A Self-Help Guide For Fiction Writers Who Just Want to Be Understood, Man)

I still think I'm going with I've Smelled Better.


  1. Damn, I need to read your words more. I've Smelled Better rules, already.

    1. That might just be the new blog title should I ever actually become a teacher.