Jack of All Trades, Master of Jack(ing)
Allergies, And God's Other Subtle Ways of Saying"Fuck You, But Not As Much As Africa"
Another Spoiled Douche Who Doesn't Know Dick About Africa Writes a Book
Running Out of Ideas
Resorting to Dissolving the Fourth Wall (A Self-Help Guide For Fiction Writers Who Just Want to Be Understood, Man)
I still think I'm going with I've Smelled Better.